February 2012
29 posts
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
textposter:
my only talent is ruining everything and i mean everything
“We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on...”
– Swing Life Away | Rise Against (via sophierpi)
idiotblogger:
I wish life was like animal crossings cause i could shake a tree and get money, food, furniture, idk weed
ewrecktion:
They should kidnap one Duggar child every week and replace them with a large plotted sunflower and see how long it takes them to realize
sexybitch1999:
i’m gonna donate my body to science so they can figure out where sexy comes from
“At the temple, there is a poem called “Loss”, carved into the stone. It has...”
– Memoirs Of A Geisha (via dispersed-soul)
“Dreams can be such dangerous things; they smolder on like a fire does, and...”
– A. Golden, Memoirs Of A Geisha (via tanabata-matsuri)
What the fuck when did my parents get so many Asian friends.
vondell-swain:
the roses are dead
the violets are too
you’re a shitty gardener
you’re fired
me: i'll do it in five minutes
me: shit, it's been an hour already?
me: i'll do it in five minutes
mom: are you ready for school?
me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
mom: no more sims for you
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
yourcerebellum:
What if your pillow could collect all of your dreams and when you wake up, you can plug it in to our laptop and watch them all over again?
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
January 2012
32 posts
“She’s like smoke: you think you’re seeing her clearly enough, but when you reach...”
– Ryū Murakami (via sukida-yo)
davidfinchers:
Can I just say
that when you have google protesting you
your law probably sucks
clavid:
no wonder cows get mad cow disease if someone woke me up every morning to play with my titties with no intention of sticking it in i’d be pretty mad too
daisyfairy:
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Sylvia Plath (via eletheowl)
selfimm0lationnnnn:
why does every girl think she’s the next Socrates when she makes a facebook status
infinity0nsigh:
have you ever gotten so angry about life that you run off into the rain take off your shirt and turn into a wolf
me at school
me: what the fuck is this
me: what the fuck is that
me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
me: why the fuck did i take this course
me: when the fuck is lunch
what’s the point of going out on friday nights when i have a house marathon on tv to attend to.
raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are one of the reasons i have trust issues
me at school: Ill work on this at home
me at home: Ill work on this at school
godtiermomlalonde:
roses are red
violets are blue
will you make out with me
no why are you running away